Today is the neighborhood garage sale & ...

I really, really, really hate selling things to people -- especially things that should maybe just thrown in the trash. It's almost 9:35 & we have sold $2.65 worth of stuff & the rest is still just sitting on the table. The cure is to just drive on over to Goodwill & kiss this stuff goodbye.

Usually we go walk around the neighborhood & buy some other people's junk with the $ that we made from our junk. This year we will just stay home, haul our junk away, & not add any more.

I think that there are one hundred better ways to spend a Saturday morning, including getting teeth pulled, having an appendectomy, and scrubbing toilets.

Now you know how I really feel.